WEEGIE PUNK WITH PLENTY OF GRUNTCows Are Cool.
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Whether you like your Steak well done, or still moving. Steak is the best example to prove my point. What is my point do i hear you ask? My point is: COWS ARE COOL. I mean look. That blonde humanoid in that picture. Now she isnt exactly to my taste, but she is quite pretty. But boy, for a cow to catch someone like that. Now that is something. That is a great example of how cows are cool. Another great example is how they taste. Mmmmm, there is nothing like sinking your teeth into a nice juicy bit of steak. mmm mmm mmm. Cows are so cool that everyone should start having sex in cow position. That is, you just lie there and let your partner do what ever they want to you for a few hours. This position is best if the male is the one lying doing nothing. Shit, what happens if you are a gay couple? Do you both just lie there and pass random sexual comments to each other untill someone reaches orgasm?....i can imagine you would be there for more than a few hours. Maybe days and possibly months. It culd be what Dr Atkin actualy meant to happen with the Atkins diet. Have sex in cow position. Because it lasts so long that when yer finished you will be thin as a thin thing. I tried that Atkins diet. I lasted 4 days and i wanted chocolate. To much meat. Yes....cows are only good in moderation.
I think cows are so important that we should change a word in the english language to cow. Like....a really well used word. Hmmmm. Like...Nice. Change Nice To Cow. From now on it shall be the way us skuditeers shall chat. "Hey, how awfully cow to see you. You are looking really Cow. Did you loose Weight? Is it that Atkins diet?"As i'm nearing the end of this pilgrimage to get the world to love cows i must tell you two things. The reason i am coming to an end is because i can't think of anything ells to say and number two. If it wasn't for Cow, Partick o Tavern would be out of buisiness.
Long live the cow!
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